YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MOMMY WHEN:

You are so accustomed to bathing with little toys in your tub that you rarely notice them anymore.

You no longer grab a Kleenex before wiping someone's snotty nose.

You can quote every song Barney ever sang, but can't name a single rock star who made it big after the birth of your child.

You have phone conversations that are consistently interrupted by someone desperate for a snack.

You can name every playground in a 30 mile radius without batting an eye.

You wear peanut butter smudges on your clothes as the newest Fall accessory .

You realize your single girlfriend that you've invited for dinner is staring at you because you've just cut her chicken into bazillions of little pieces out of habit.

You catch yourself threatening to put your husband in time out for leaving his shoes on the living room floor.

You can smell poop from a mile away and identify the culprit in 10 seconds flat.

You wouldn't trade any of the above for a million dollars!

Have a great weekend, friends.